Bravo Carson

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You've made the brave leap into 2008.
- iPhone 3G

Thanks for keeping us relevant.
- Flip phones

Enjoy the thing
- Maron

You bet I will.
- Lai Chan

Will you marry me Lai Chan?
- Esposito

You.
- Christian L

Regarding your new position at EVB
- LinkedIn

You wear me so well
- Jumpsuit

You're in town a whole week.
- Zech

I mean, wow. That cereal? And the milk? And the way the milk absorbed the cereal? And the spoons and the bowls. You really thought of everything. Sign me, Shocked/Awed
- Kelly

Are you responsible for the Red Sox dismal record?
- Francona

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
- Fa' drizzle.

Nice Cargo!
- Zech

Thanks for making us popular again!
- Thumbs

I don't like boots and I don't like its!
- Cramming

Why are you cramming me in that boot!
- It

What are you cramming in me!
- My boot

We want you back
- The internet

You send thoughtful thank you notes.
- A recipient

You set up the air mattress in the spare bedroom and also allowed me to borrow the new Franzen novel, to which you gave tepid reviews but I loved. This will certainly be some 2011.
- Carson's brother

Grow hair back.
- Zebediah

You never say hello anymore
- Poor people

We're winning!
- Advertising

You never tickle me anymore.
- Carson's Balls

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bring a hipster to work day, really
- zb

They call it Butt Shines
- ZB

Pop that collar! Pop it!
- Emanuel

Toro
- ZB

Yep.
- Robbie Augspurger

That last guy stole my line.
- Ghost of Carson Future

Way to pay those dues, guy.
- Ghost of Carson Past

Beautiful poster campaign for makeinoregon.com - is that you? If you ever want company for late-night wheatpasting, drop a line.
- M. Larsen

You made arrangements.
- Room 110

Netherlands No.
- David

Peter Laufer bravo.
- David

Bravo for all the help. Bravo for being inspiring! :) Hope to see you guys soon!
- Yi-Fan

always.
- rpeddersen

Bravo to me. And me it's Manu. Thanks for "bravoing" me.
- Manu

You helped me keep my sanity. You are the printer whisperer.
- Accidents

We will meet soon.
- Isaiah M.

Bravo on being Carson K. Smith.
- Andy W

It's been a fun season, thanks for helping cheer my Lakers onto victory and another Championship!
- Byron

Where the fuck is your portfolio? Why don't you care about me?
- Lauren Ranke

That is exactly how I loose my sunglasses!
- Rob

Bravo on that thing you did
- Beth

The best suggestion of the night!
- Casey

you unstitched my finger with minimal excruciating pain.
- maggie

You just unlocked the "Don't Care" badge!
- Foursquare

You know what you did.
- Casey

Shah Carson, I presume?
- Zech

This is a preemptive "No Bravo" for when the spambot shits all over the site again.
- Jess Price

Your dog ate my banana.
- Barry Biechner

Way to spend time with your family/ Your highly trained dog just inhaled a banana.
- Barry Biechner

Thanks for your skills, Genie Operator.
- Jess Price

Hey dudes, great job penciling those letters in. Steady now.
- ZB

Nice bandana. Nice stripes. Nice plaid pants.
- beth

You wordlessly handed me a piece of paper with a sentence written on it instead of emailing me. Thanks for keepin it analog.
- Casey

Is that a giant pencil just beyond this swoop? http://tinyurl.com/y6at6gb
- Steve Gehrke

For live-tweeting a Mark Ecko production.
- ZB

You are not Bravo at ping pong. I Steve Nash you.
- PIZZA POWER

i can't believe you ate that burrito without me.
- me

thanks for showing me http://www.bravocarson.com
- dickbird

Your sigh will live in my heart for all of eternity.
- Jess Price

You recorded an audio file that I have played eight times in 10 minutes. http://bravocarson.com/nope.wav
- Casey Hall

Good stock picks yesterday.
- Jim Cramer

Lotta haters out there with pitiful, petty complaints and hangups. Triple No Bravo to those without the bravura to hang with the real playas. Big Bravo to you sir!
- J-Money

You are not Bravo anymore. I take the Bravo I gave you away. You are no Bravo without me. Cattivo Carson!
- Emanuel

You're late.
- Zech Bard

You never tell ME Bravo.
- Beth

One day, you did not wear a tie to work. And now there is a website. I hope you will think twice next time you question whether or not you should wear a tie to work.
- Casey Hall

I tried very seriously to buy one jar of dog's hair from you over the internet recently. Your correspondence was terse and practical AT BEST. I'll not stand the poetry of a jar of dog's hair treated as if it were a power adapter. Live your life more richly OR ELSE, SIR!!
- Nixon Hash

Congratulations on another fine win at the yacht club on Tuesday! Your topsiders were simply magnificent. You must teach me some knots sometime.
- Conrad Condors

Thanks for helping me find that book at Powell's, brah.
- Richley Gisher